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rhydonmyhardon:

*dude puts his mouth around his bros dick* bro, im not actually gay unless i suck it. i never sucked it. its a metaphor, see: you put the dick right between your teeth, but you dont blow it. a metaphor bro

1 hour ago on April 17th, 2014 | J | 12,389 notes

crokel:

real women have curves. real women have one single, continuous, infinite curve. real women are a hollow sphere of mass 1kg, suspended in a void. calculate real women’s acceleration if real women is struck by an object accelerating east at 5m/s/s.

1 hour ago on April 17th, 2014 | J | 31,885 notes
maxxiegalaxy:

marauders4evr:

Friendly reminder that this creepy moment existed. 


#she was laughing at her husband and son#people who she loved dearly enough to give up her life#and snape took that and cut them out of it so he could pretend she was laughing for him#her love in the letter was for sirius who was best man at her wedding and her good friend who fought at her side in the order#and snape took that so he could pretend her love was for him#snape is fucking trash and this is not romantic at all






this this this this this omg this si so disgusting this guy is a creep who feels entitled to Lily’s love even though he’s done nothing to deserve it

maxxiegalaxy:

marauders4evr:

Friendly reminder that this creepy moment existed. 

1 hour ago on April 17th, 2014 | J | 7,836 notes

bitterassfandom:

petition to have a falcon movie

just imagine how excited anthony mackie would be for it, like that in itself would make my day

1 hour ago on April 17th, 2014 | J | 2,986 notes
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blainedevonanderson:

never forget

1 hour ago on April 17th, 2014 | J | 15,008 notes

fen-1994:

Why do you keep saying that?!

Heteronormativity in action.

1 hour ago on April 17th, 2014 | J | 95,889 notes
lameborghini:

lameborghini:

my physics teacher loves april fools day

i told him that his joke got 90 thousand notes on the internet and he was like “wow!! 90 thousand people think im funny” (he always makes bad jokes in class and no one laughs) and he was smiling really big it was so cute

lameborghini:

lameborghini:

my physics teacher loves april fools day

i told him that his joke got 90 thousand notes on the internet and he was like “wow!! 90 thousand people think im funny” (he always makes bad jokes in class and no one laughs) and he was smiling really big it was so cute

1 hour ago on April 17th, 2014 | J | 167,915 notes
9 hours ago on April 16th, 2014 | J | 52,008 notes
trapbelly:

his hair says NINJA

trapbelly:

his hair says NINJA

9 hours ago on April 16th, 2014 | J | 76,172 notes

alantyson:

Actually really good career advice from a laughing homicidal madman.

9 hours ago on April 16th, 2014 | J | 457,209 notes